Nice joke
Essex coast. His 4x4 Pope-Mobile was driving along the shingle when
there was an enormous commotion.
They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the Pope
noticed just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a Millwall shirt,
struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot
shark!
At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing West Ham tops
roared into view.
Spontaneously, one of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon
into its ribs, immobilising it instantly.
The other two reached out and pulled the Millwall fan from the water and
then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled the
bleeding, semiconscious man into the speedboat along with the dead
shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic
calling from the shore......
It was the Pope, summoning them to the beach.
When they reached land, the Pope went into raptures about the rescue and
said, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I'd heard that you
Hammers were racist, xenophobic people trying to divide the people of
Britain but now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true. I can see
your society is a truly enlightened example of tribal harmony which could
serve as a model for other nations."
He blessed them all and drove off.
As the craft headed toward open sea once more, there was a eerie silence
as the men took in the gravity of the moment and came to terms with the
blessing that had been bestowed upon them.
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Eventually the man with the harpoon said,
"Well back to work, How's the bait holding up or do we need to get another
one?"
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