You, Myself, Your Wife and a Hairy ****?

  • A couple are at home watching tv when there was a knock at the door. Standing there is Mark's friend Ric. Ric tells him that his wife has left him and needs a place to stay. So Ric stays at their house but a problem occurred there was only one bed so they decided Ric would sleep on one side and then it would be Mark then his wife on the other side.

    During the night Ric feels a tap on his shoulder its Marks wife Belinda. She says to him "You wanna shag"

    Ric replies "Wat about ur husband"

    She replies "He sleeps like a log"

    Ric says "Prove it, pull a hair out of his **** cheeks"

    She does wat he asks and Mark remains asleep sp they shag.

    Five minutes later she turns to him again and asks "Wanna shag again?" So he tells her to pull another hair out of Mark's ****. He remains asleep so they shag.

    This goes on for about an hour she taps him on the shoulder pulls a hair out of Mark's **** he remains asleep, they shag.

    Ric then feels another tap on his shoulder he turns and see's it's mark who tells him "I don't mind if ur shagin me wife but can u stop usin my ares for a scoreboard!"


  • LOL good one


  • funny....................


  • That's pretty funny. I'm gonna have to steal that one for the next time I go to the pub.


  • Good One*







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